{"id":5702,"date":"2024-11-09T23:06:50","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T23:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/?p=5702"},"modified":"2024-11-09T23:06:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T23:06:50","slug":"an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,<br>\u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201dNot one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,\n\n\n\n</p><p>then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted,\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cAha, 14 to 7!I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned,\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,\u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/sciencesandnatures.com%5C/an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let%5C/%5C%22" title='\"An' elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5704,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5702\/revisions\/5704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div>