{"id":2795,"date":"2024-07-03T22:09:11","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T22:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2024-07-03T22:09:12","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T22:09:12","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-in-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/a-husband-and-wife-were-in-the-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband and Wife Were In The Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, \u201cI gotta have you!\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.<br>He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.<br>\n\n\n\n</p><p>When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cThat was the best, honey. You\u2019ve never moved like that before, you didn\u2019t hurt yourself did you?\u201d His wife replies, \u201cNo, no. I\u2019ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.<br>\n\n\n\n<figure class='\"wp-block-image\"'><img decoding='\"async\"' src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2021%5C/09%5C/bill.png?resize=640%2C335&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" alt='\"\"' class='\"wp-image-25253\"\/'>\n\n\n\n<p>After a long day of travelling, a husband and wife decide to stay in the nearest hotel.\n\n\n\n</p><p>They go straight to bed and are almost immediately sound asleep.\n\n\n\n</p><p>The next morning, they wake up and ask for their bill.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cThat\u2019ll be $300 each,\u201d said the manager.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cWHAT?! Why so expensive?!\u201d demanded the husband, outraged.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cWell, there was the car valet, the swimming pool, the sauna\u2026\u201d responded the manager.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cBut we didn\u2019t use any of those!\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cYes, but they were there, had you wanted them.\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>The husband then reached for his wallet, took out $100 and handed it to the manager.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cNo sir, I said $300 each,\u201d sighed the manager, shaking his head.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cYeah but I\u2019m charging $500 because you slept with my wife!\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cI did no such thing,\u201d said the manager, his cheeks reddening.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cBut she was there, had you wanted her!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, \u201cI gotta have you!\u201d <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/sciencesandnatures.com%5C/a-husband-and-wife-were-in-the-bathroom%5C/%5C%22" title='\"A' husband and wife were in the bathroom>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2797,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions\/2797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sciencesandnatures.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div></figure></p>